College Football Picks

I'm having one hell of a crappy season, and with only three weeks left, i need to make an incredible run. I don't think it will happen, but you never know. 25-25-2 on the season. On to the picks!

Penn St. -35 over Indiana (L)

I don't usually like lines this big, but Penn St. is at home and will be mad. And Indiana is really, really bad.

Ohio St. -9.5 over Illinois (W)

Illinois is kind of in disarray, plus the Buckeyes lost to them last year and will be looking for revenge. 

Georgia -10 over Auburn (L)

Georgia rolls the teams it's supposed to roll. 

Standford +24 over USC (W)

Stanford is not pulling another upset this year, but USC hasn't been covering on the road, and Standford is playing fairly well.

Texas -14 over Kansas (W)

This might be my lock of the year. Texas ROLLS. They will destroy Kansas by about 35 points...

Press Conference

This week's Press Conference is a week old, but it's still a classic. Welcome to the head coaching ranks Mike Singletary...

Where You Came From

Well, it's been a while since i last ran this feature, but here we go again. In the past two weeks people have visited this site from The Republic of Korea, Romania, Canada (2), and China.

The search terms that have brought people here are:

1) i'd fuck brett favre (I really, really hope that was a female visitor)
2) jamie d'antona (A Dbacks minor leaguer)
3) "derek anderson" vikings 2009 (Now that's what i'm talking about!)
4) You fail at life game
5) dennis green interview (2)
6) dennis green we know who they are (4)
7) dennis green transcript (2)
8) post game conference bad
9) dennis green basketball (?)
10) dennis green press conference (6)
11) dennis green south carolina
12) shawn marion press conference
13) dennis green laughing commercial (2)
14) dennis green blow out (2)
15) vikings post game press conference
16) is bill cowher coaching the vikings in 09 (God i hope so...)
17) dennis green quote bears game
18) jamie d'antona diamondbacks 2009
19) denny green tampa bay tampa bay
20) 2008 nfl open tryouts (What is with the open tryouts??)
21) famous and funny press conference
22) The Big Shaqtus
23) texas college football open tryouts 2009

So there you have it. Thanks as always for stopping by and sticking with me through the last couple of weeks!

I'm back

Alright bitches, i'm back and better than ever. Been traveling a lot lately, and as a result my writing on this site has been infrequent. And by infrequent, i mean non-existent. 

Anyway, i'm back now and ready to write. The Suns and Coyotes are starting up, the baseball off-season is in full swing, and the college football season is getting to the good part. I'll be back in the following days with write-ups about all of them. For now, i'll leave you with this image from the Iowa-Penn St. game i was at this weekend:

Iowa 24, Penn St. 23. That's what i'm talking about. On Iowa!

NFL Picks

Much like with my college picks last week, ny NFL picks sucked last week. I blame it again on being on the road and not having proper time to prepare and research. Last week i went 1-3-1, putting my season record at 20-17-3. Not good enough. On to the picks!

Tampa Bay -9.5 over Kansas City (L)

The Chiefs are really, really bad.

Baltimore + 3 over Cleveland (W)

I understand the Browns have been playing better, but i still like the Ravens here.

St. Louis +3 over Arizona (L)

I'm beaking my own rule and picking a game involving the Cardinals, who manage to screw me over every time i pick their game. Still, i kinda like the Rams in this game.

Philadelphia -7 over Seattle (W)

The Seahawks are terrible. I've been saying this for years, but because of their crappy ass division they still manage to make the playoffs every year. Not anymore.

Pittsburgh +2 over Washington (W)

I'm still not sure i completely buy the Redskins, though Portis has been an absolute beast. They have to prove it to me Monday night, and i don't think they can.

College Football Picks

Jesus i had a crappy week last week. That's what happens when you're on the road and can't properly prepare. Anyway, 2-3 on the week which puts me at 23-22-2. At for good measure i'm late getting this so i can't even predict the Big Ten games, which i watch the most of. God i suck at this...

Pittsburgh +5.5 over Notre Dame (W)

Not sure why, just feeling Pittsburgh in this game. My blind hatred for Notre Dame not withstanding...

Florida -8 over Georgia (W)

I hate Florida more than most, but after what happened last year, with Georgia winning and doing their celebration thing on the first TD, i think Florida exacts some revenge this time around.

Oregon +3 over Cal (L)

My upset special of the week.

Boston College -3 over Clemson (L)

Clemson has almost given up on the season, and BC is playing better as of late.

Texas -4 over Texas Tech (L)

If the last few years have taught us anything, it's that Texas Tech can't hang with the big boys. I'd love to see a Tech upset so Penn St. would be in the National Championship game, but it's not gonna happen this time.

NFL Picks

19-14-2 on the year after yet another 3-2 week. On to the picks!

New York Jets -14 over Kansas City (L)

Kansas City is on their third string quarterback. Plus they suck. 

Tampa Bay +1.5 over Dallas (L)

I saw absolutely nothing from Dallas last week that would lead me to believe they can win this game against a solid Bucs team. 

Carolina -5.5 over Arizona (L)

I think this has the potential to be an entertaining game, but Arizona is a different team on the road, and the Panther's defense is pretty good. 

Washington -8 over Detroit (Push)

The Lions are really, really bad. And still have Dan Orlovsky playing QB for them. 

Tennessee -4 over Indianapolis (W)

Indy has been struggling this year, and the Titan's defense is good.